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Some of Your Third-Grade Friend Alex Quiply’s Best Lies

I can’t come to your birthday party because Ernie Mancini, my uncle’s old business partner, is looking for me. No, it’s not because I spend weekends at my dad’s.

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Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

May 24, 2020

Theatre of the Absurd

Now in its fourth bewildering year.

May 22, 2020

On Being Gainfully Unemployed

365体育官方网站Day 22: Start an intolerable podcast reviewing bodega toilet paper.

May 22, 2020

Batman Works from Home

I can’t help but wonder if it would have been better for the world if I’d used my fortune to combat inequality instead of getting nipples added and then removed from my Batsuit.

May 22, 2020

Your Spotify Quarantine-in-Review

365体育官方网站You shared your original playlist “Crazy Boy Loves Crazy Frog” with a hundred and thirty-two acquaintances.

May 21, 2020
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I Got a Cat

365体育官方网站Sometimes it feels like I brought home a mail-order bride.

What’s Behind Window No. 1?

365体育官方网站Enjoy the always fascinating views into your neighbors’ homes!

Do I Have to Get Up Yet?: A Flowchart

Can I reach the remote control without moving?

Ghosts of the Apollo

365体育官方网站Duke Ellington and Prince, Mahalia Jackson and Aretha Franklin, and other performers of the past return to the Apollo Theatre to reminisce.